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Exclusive and unrated videos of wild rocks in action
 
 
VID01911 Rocks Gone Wild, Spring Break 2008 - Winterpark, CO
This totally raunchy romp of rocks has been flying off the shelves.  An unprecidented 14 hours of footage of Wild Rocks going wild.  Parental warning:  All the rocks in this video is over 18 (million years) and appear topless and in most cases bottomless.  When these rocks go on Spring Break, they totally know how to throw down.  Includes graphic scenes of rocks on top of one another.
Recorded on 10 VHS tapes to get the best quality (that is not DVD or Blu-Ray).    All for just $49.95.  Order today!    
Sorry, Temporarily out of stock, Flat Nose Bob is dubbing tapes as we speak
 
VID01746 Rocks Gone Wild, Spring Break 2007 - Des Moines, IA with Guest Star Sniffy Doggity Dog
Follow bad boy gift wrapper (just around Christmas time) as he uses his bling and fame to convince Wild Rocks to get nakey in Des Moines.  'Yeah, people think we just got corn here.  They don't know that this is a mad house at spring break with all the Wild Rocks partying til the sun goes down...then they stop, sleep in and get up at 5:30 a.m. for the all you can eat breakfast bar at Slimmy Pete's.  Then they are right back at it.  We tried to stop all the lewd behavior and nudity, but none of the guys on the force wanted to.' - Jimmy Lapdancedog, Mayor of Spring Break Des Moines. 
Recorded on 1 DVD, 7.5 minutes long in exceptionally grainy footage with lots of black parts where the camera lens was left on. 
Order Now!  Sniffy Doggity Dog says to spend like a Franklin on this bad boy.  ($100). 
Sorry, Temporarily out of stock, Doggity is too darn popular to keep the one I have in stock, so I then have to take like 4 hours to burn another one. 
 
VID02212 You Tube Videos I recorded onto my PC 2009
Nothing to do with rocks, you can get this awesome random recording of YouTube videos.  I include videos of Whiner Boy, Dog who Bites Himself, Dumb Cat Stuff, Man Getting hit in the nuts by his boy who is trying to learn to play baseball - 2, and tens of others.  No two sets are alike.  In fact see the Video below, it probably won't be on the disc you get, but you never know.
Played on my computer screen and recorded on my 1992 Sony Shoulder Holstered VHS recorder and then converted to DVD.
Order Immediately while YouTube still exists.  Pay me like $50.
These are in stock, I got a bunch of blank DVDs to record on to.