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You can't go clubbing without leather! Didn't you ever see Thank God It's Friday with Donna Summer like way back in the 70's? She was hot, disco was hot and I don't really know what the deal was with Jeff Goldblum. Anyway, there was a guy who was like the disco king and he wore an entire leather ensemble. It was hot, I mean after all that dancing he must have sweated his ballero off. So, for a special preintroductory price, we offer the best quality one size fits all Leatherlike Rocker Jacket.
Before you drop your stoney buddy into your little pink purse and head out on the town, don't for get to obey the leash laws. This awesome diamond (we don't use real diamonds as it is cruel and offensive to your rocks, we even started a campaign to get people to stop wearing rocks. Some of our supporters have gone as far as standing naked with signs saying things like 'wearing rocks is murder' and some people even resort to pouring tan paint on people who do sport rocks as a fashion apparel) studded choker chain which should only be used for your rocks, it is not intended for adult fantasy role playing. And we even throw in a leatherish leash thing so you can hold it. We make sure its totally ugly as to not offset your lovely choker chain. So tell your assistant to buy one now, and if that doesn't work go tell your daddy that he doesn't get one you will run off with a dummer named Hector and have 7 love babies that will all move in with him.
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For next to no money you get this awesome, possibly never worn before whitish t-shirt (converts into a headband and shamwow). It's great for when you want to piss your dad off by telling him that you decided to start hanging out in trailer parks and picking up any guy with more than five teeth (harder than you think). We've gone completely old school by using genuine Iron On transfers that are hand affixed (by my mom).
Words on Shirt: I don't need to buy no rocks, I live in a trailer park and all the rocks are wild here. Y'all